One Moment of Your Time

What's wrong with our society.

• Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
• America: Well sure why not?
• Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the heckI was doing
• America: Whatever you want!
• Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
• America: Okay, sounds like fun!
• Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
• America: WHAT THE HECKIS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE

Ah.

Going to bed now.

Wish me luck!

(And good luck if you’re testing.)

WHAP Exam Tomorrow?

Stay up watching every single World History Crash Course video.

Let’s do this.

our generation's children's names are going to consist of the most bizarre

• : "TEN, ELEVEN, RORY, RIVER, COME HERE SUPER TIME IS READY."
• : "MOFFAT GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THE TOILET."
• : "KATNISS RUE NO WHAT R U DOING."
• : "SEVERUS PRIMROSE GALE HARRY THE THIRD WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG TO YOU."
• : "Dumbledore those aren't potatoes."
• : "SHERLOCK NO STOP. DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH."
• : "Clove Amelia what did I say."
• : "ALBUS MOCKINGJAY GET BACK OVER HERE."
• : "Tardis, no, bad, mummy's going to get into a fit if you touch her wand collection one more time."
• : "HARRY LOUIS NAILL ZAYN LIAM POTTER GET OUT OF BED."
• : "SANTANA QUINN, ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH BRITTANY RACHEL? DON'T EVEN TRY TO DENY IT, I KNOW THAT LOOK, I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE, LONG AGO!"